Poppy Seed Hamantaschen | take one

My grandpa Joe was Jewish. His mother, my great grandma, Esther Lieberman, apparently made really delicious poppy seed hamantaschen. I never had her cookies. When I was growing up, my dad would stop by Cecil’s Deli in the Highland Park neighborhood of Saint Paul to buy poppy seed hamantaschen to bring home. It was always a really special treat. There are no words for how delicious these cookies are. Seriously. Drive there now and buy one. You’re welcome.

You can imagine how excited I was to find the article below in grandma’s recipe box! Is it possible I could make the flying unicorn of delicious cookies!? Well… I will save you the suspense of wondering and tell you that this recipe is a total flop. They are not the cookies of my dreams. But I am now on a quest to recreate Cecil’s hamantaschen. I might start here next (this blogger gives a GREAT history of this amazing food).

In case you want to re-create my horrible disappointment, here’s the recipe!

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I would bet money that Cecil’s makes their poppy seed filling from scratch. I’m going to try that next time. For now I used the standard Solo poppy seed filling. It’s overly sweet and filled with corn syrup. But it tastes like every poppy seed coffeecake you’ve ever bought.

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The recipe called for the juice and zest of two oranges and one lemon. I only had clementines, so decided to use four. I didn’t remember tasting citrus in my Cecil’s hamantaschen, but I humored the recipe.

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The recipe also called for Crisco, which meant I had a chance to whip out the WONDER CUP (hear angels singing, dang this kitchen gadget is amazing).

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Finally, after mixing up your dough, track down your nearest cute toddler to help roll out the dough. Or don’t. They really can’t help themselves from putting their fingers in your perfectly round cut outs, which really does make forming perfect little cookie hats pretty tricky.

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I have these awesome biscuit cutters. I used the 3 inch and change one. Roll your dough to 1/8th of an inch. My dough was WAY too wet. I added flour until it seemed manageable. I also refrigerated the dough for a couple of hours. It was still pretty difficult to work with.

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Here we are with the filling. I used a tablespoon as my poppy seed scoop.

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Here are my somewhat not perfect hats. Notice they look nothing like Cecil’s.

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When I ran out of poppyseed filling I decided not to open a second can. Instead, I filled them with chocolate and peanut butter chips. They’re fine. They didn’t melt. It’s a decent vehicle for eating chocolate and peanut butter chips.

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Here are my final cookies. They are fine. They are nothing special. The search continues.

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When I got to the end of the dough and couldn’t cut out 3 inch circles any more, I used a small biscuit cutter to make little cookies. I thought they’d be perfect for my 2 year old. I put a few more of the chocolate and peanut butter chips in. They are actually a pretty good toddler cookie. Not too sweet.

If I were actually taking the time to THINK about this, I probably should have grabbed some dried cherries and walnuts out of the cupboard instead. It would have gone better with the slightly citrusy dough– almost like a little scone.

In fact, I think these little toddler cookies with fruit and nuts might be the only reason I would pull out this recipe again.
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Poppy Seed Hamantaschen

1 Cup Shortening

1 Cup Sugar

4 Eggs

1 Teaspoon Vanilla

Juice and part of rind of two oranges

Juice and part of rind of one lemon

1 Teaspoon Salt

4 Cups Flour

4 Teaspoons Baking Powder

Cream together shortening and sugar. Add the eggs one at a time. Then add vanilla, orange, and lemon. Combine dry ingredients separately. Add to wet ingredients.

Roll out dough on a floured surface to 1/8th of an inch thick. Cut dough into 3 inch circles. Place filling in the center and fold edges together to form a tri-cornered hat. Bake at 350 degrees for 15 minutes or until golden brown.

Chocolate Ammonia Cookies

When I was a kid, grandma baked chocolate ammonia cookies every Christmas. She called them “poison cookies.” I’ve been talking a lot about these cookies lately, and I  get the same response from everyone. “Did you just say ammonia?!”

Chocolate Ammonia Cookies

Yes, real ammonia. It was apparently used in a lot of old world cooking. You know… the kind of cooking grandmas do. And interestingly is also used for smelling salts. The ammonia functions a a leavening agent. As you bake the cookies the ammonia bubbles up, releasing gas, and creating the necessary leavening effect. Your house will smell like ammonia while cooking… it’s sort of a weird cleaning/baking combo. I’m sure I’m not convincing you to make these cookies with this sales pitch, but I promise, they’re good. The baking process deactivates the ammonia, and the cookies are totally safe to eat. And delicious. They are a bit crunchy and kind of taste like hot cocoa.

Just whatever you do… DON’T EAT THE RAW COOKIE DOUGH!

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These old recipes are kind of hilarious, they don’t actually give many instructions for how to make the cookies… because clearly we all should know what to do…. clearly. Here’s what I did, and they seemed to turn out right.

I didn’t have chocolate baking squares, so I improvised with chips. No big deal. We have a scale and I assumed each square was meant to be an ounce of chocolate.

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Cream the butter and sugar together. Add the vanilla.

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Melt the chocolate. I use the microwave. About 30 seconds, stir, another 30 seconds, stir, and then maybe another 15-20 seconds.

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In a separate bowl, combine the flour, salt, and ammonia. Slowly combine in the mixer so that the flour doesn’t go flying and make a mess of your kitchen.

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Shape the dough into small one inch balls. If you make the cookies too big they won’t get the right consistency and the leavening won’t work exactly right. Place a walnut in the center of each ball.

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Bake in a pre-heated oven at 350 degrees for 13-14 minutes.

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CHOCOLATE AMMONIA COOKIES

1 1/2 C. Butter

2 C. Sugar

4 Squares Melted Chocolate

1 tsp. Vanilla

3 C. Flour

2 tsp. crushed Carbonate of Ammonia

1/2 tsp. Salt

Shape in balls. Place nut on top. Press. Bake in slow oven 12-15 minutes (325 – 350 degrees).